The Future’s So Bright…

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If you’re like me, then the first thing you thought when you heard about Google Glass, the virtual reality glasses Google made, was ‘virtual reality porn!’  I mean, it goes without saying, right?  But, apparently, the very day that an app was introduced to do just this (appropriately titled Tits and Glass), Google ruined the entire party by banning all pornographic programs.  Just think how much more entertaining every wait for a train, or stop at a traffic light, or walk down the road could have been.  Just think about every boring conversation that could’ve been smiled through.  Every family dinner that could’ve been enjoyed.  Perhaps in time Google will relax the restrictions, I’m sure they know that if they don’t do it someone else will.  It’s new technology, and they do have to pretend like they care, but for how long?  Of course, on the flipside, there isn’t a 10 year old boy in this country without unlimited access to all the porn they want…and it’s far more likely that a kid will have a computer than a fancy pair of virtual reality glasses, so the whole restriction is totally senseless.  It’s funny when an industry that so clearly doesn’t give a shit about something does a 180 and pretends like it matters just to look good.  In another few years this curb will be well passed and  regular masturbation will be a thing of the past.  There will be virtual reality brothels, and robots capable of taking care of every need…  Ah, the future’s so bright I gotta wear shades!

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